If only you could bookmark this list in your subconscious.
No matter how hard you try, you're always at least five minutes late.
"Be there in a sec."
Is your motto in life, "Running late, but I'm on the way!"?
Because there's always time for dessert.
Look like you tried without really trying...for all hair types!
Forever "on my way."
Three minutes to shower, brush your teeth, and get dressed? No problem.
"Sorry I'm late... again."
Your phone rarely has more than 10% battery.
Better late than never... but better on time than late.
If speed-walking were a sport, we'd go to the Olympics.
"Will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person."
"OH S**T I'M LATE!"
Your brain has a lot to answer for.
Even Apple Maps wasn't this bad.
There really was a seal blocking traffic, I swear!
“I think I can do my makeup in like 5 minutes which means I think I can stay in this bed for at least another 3 minutes… right?”
What does a typical day in a CrossFit box look like from open to close?
The dreaded cycle which can never be broken.
What would my mother say?
*Hits snooze 14 times*
Always seem to be late? It's probably because you're an optimist.
"NOOOOO! We're gonna be early!"
You Vs. The Morning. Morning always wins.
"I'm on my way..."
Because sometimes when you say you're leaving in a minute you're actually about to take a shower, snack, and get distracted on Tinder.
Late and great.
Please don’t speak to me right now.
Be there in five. Hundred. Years.
Breaking news: Forever 21 makes you extremely uncomfortable now.
Nothing says, "Get a watch, pal!" like, you know, a watch.
Do you also have a weird nickname?
I was born tardy. True story.
Being on time is hard. We're very sorry, early people.
Someone has to profit from your parking ticket!
"Oh, you're running late?" AGAIN.
Always being late might actually be a medical condition. Let's all self-diagnose!