Last Week Tonight
John Oliver Explains Why It Was Wrong To Say Britain Was "Reeling" Following The London Attacks
"In no way is Britain under siege. Is it upset? Yes. Is it pissed off? You fucking bet it is pissed off. But to say it's under siege and its people are reeling is to imply that it is weak enough to be brought to its knees."
John Oliver On The Paris Terrorists: "Fuck These Arseholes, Fuck Them Sideways"
"As of now, we know this attack was carried out by gigantic fucking arseholes, unconscionable flaming arseholes, possibly working with other fucking arseholes, definitely working service of working in an ideology of pure arseholery."
John Oliver Makes An Olive Garden Commercial From Hedge Fund's Powerpoint Presentation
Starboard Value's meticulously detailed takedown of Olive Garden, which claims the restaurants gives away too many free breadsticks, overuses salad dressing, and doesn't salt the water before cooking its pasta, made it to Last Week Tonight With John Oliver.