There's still time for you.
Ideas so damn easy it's scary.
Bookmark this and come back to it on the day of Halloween.
Plus spoooky video of a tick sucking human blood, the 10 most terrifying Wikipedia articles, and 5 cat videos perfectly matched with Lou Reed songs.
If you have makeup, you have a Halloween costume. If you still haven't bothered — or been able — to pick anything up, just do up your face with cosmetics you already have and you're good to go.