Yes, all these things happened a decade ago this month!
So you've never had beef with Katy Perry? You can still relate to Taylor...literally.
Does Whataburger have the best fast food in America? BuzzFeed's Eugene and Ashly traveled to Austin, TX to find out!
Anna Hansen lied repeatedly to police before admitting Armstrong had been in the driver's seat in the Dec. 28 incident, according to media reports.
"I want to be out of time out," the disgraced cyclist told the BBC.
I found some old copies on my high school newspaper, the Tiger Adviser. Hundreds of years from now, historians will be able to look at these newspapers and understand what life was like for us in the '00s.
What am I on? I'm on my bike, in a movie about bicyclists.
Or at least...mild incongruity.
Plus a Kickstarter for porn, 10 of the strangest celebrity museums, and a highly functional homemade lightsaber.
Every March, England holds the world's biggest fake ad contest — the Chip Shop Awards. And drunken British Mad Men and Women respond with their best work.
Nike. And more specifically, Nike's legend-making machine.
"I want a perfect body." This is brilliant.
Has anyone tested this thing for PEDs?
The one moving part of an otherwise bizarre and unsympathetic interview.
Call this an apology, or call this an interview, but Armstrong still possesses that legendary ego.
Well, that's one strategy.
In the first part of his interview with Oprah, Lance Armstrong finally acknowledges that he cheated.
You didn't call her fat?
It seems likely some of these people also beat cancer, which just makes it worse.
The most fun, super-reasonable drinking game you'll ever play.
The document, obtained from insider sources, reveals an intense discussion of Armstrong's future plans.
His career is over, and his reputation in shambles. But Livestrong.com, a health and fitness website founded with his support, surges on.
The rise and fall of America's greatest cyclist.
We all jumped to conclusions on this one.
It's also 24 karat gold. Maybe you can melt it down?
I KNEW IT.
Thanks for nothing, OWN.
Yellow bracelets are viciously cut in half as the countdown to Armstrong's public admission of doping continues.
A look back at some of the guests who have dropped by Elwood City
The cyclist is expected to confess to doping in a Thursday interview with Oprah. As this video shows, it would be a serious change of course.
This might be an overreaction, England.
In an email, the CEO urges Livestrong's community to "pull together."
The famed cyclist is out at Nike and LiveStrong. The jokes are out on Twitter.
The doping scandal continues to disgrace the champion cyclist. In a statement, Armstrong explains that he doesn't want to bring any of his career's controversy to the cancer foundation.
From 2001. For Nike. Just Do It.
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency swiftly responded to Armstrong's announcement Thursday that he would no longer challenge the agency. Here's why he stopped fighting.
To focus on beating cancer, like it's a super villain.
"Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My Mommy is healthy and so am I!" Check out the pictures @ Popeater.
Technically, he was attacked by a man in a yellow devil costume wielding two giant syringes, but you get the idea.