Two perfect little turds.
Kristen Bell Praised Dax Shepard After He Posted A Video Shaving His Hair Off So He Could Match Their Daughter
"[My daughter] requested a specific haircut a few days ago, and now I want to match her."
"I'm gonna get a lot of flak for this. And let me start by saying I don't care."
Have you been hiding in Janet's void or what?
Sophia Bush sobbing on One Tree Hill gets me every single time.
Kristen Bell Shared The Adorable Hand Drawn Card Her Daughter Made To Celebrate Dax Shepard's Sobriety Anniversary
"Happy birthday Daxy. Thank you for dedicating your life to the hard and wonderful work of sobriety, so that we could share it with you."
This one's a bit of a doozy!
From Rachel McAdams to Kristen Bell!
"We need to know if you're pretty enough to be on the cover of a magazine."
Grey's Anatomy waiting 14 YEARS to make one callback reference.
Let's put the debate to rest!
"I thought our story was epic."
Kristen Bell Revealed Her Five-Year-Old Is No Longer In Diapers After People Mom-Shamed Her And Called It "Humiliating"
"I’ve never met a high-schooler who pees their pants all day. It’s going to stop at some point."
Susie Carmichael = true icon.
"My boyfriend is not into marriage... He wants it to be easy when he decides to leave me or end our relationship.”
Kristen Bell Said Accepting The Role Of A Biracial Character On "Central Park" Showed A "Lack Of Awareness" Of Her Privilege
"I will commit to learning, growing and doing my part for equality and inclusion," Bell wrote on Instagram.
"The last TV show you binge-watched...The Good Place?"
A long time ago, we used to be friends...
You Can Only Pick One Celeb Couple Per Year From The Last 20 Years And Sorry, But It's Basically Impossible
Remember Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone? A simpler time.
"Every kid is so different."
"We started quarantine needing a little marriage house cleaning."
"When I get interviewed, people say, 'How do you balance it all?'"
Kristen Bell Told Ellen The Story Of Dax Shepard Crushing "All The Bones In His Hand" In A Quarantine Accident And Being "Too Scared" To Tell Her
"I just don't want to be in trouble.'"
How can Bruce Willis be in Die Hard when he's Elizabeth's dad?!
Grab a tall glass of water, marshmallows.
Kristen Bell Revealed She's Been "Absolutely Miserable" Homeschooling Her Kids During Quarantine After Her Daughter Dragged Her In A Personal Essay
"The two worst words in the human language: Home schooling."
"We’re doing much better now because we're laughing about it."
"I was like, 'Okay, does that just mean I can't be an actor? What does that mean?'"
Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Said They're "At Each Other's Throats" In Isolation, And Things Got Awkward Fast
"We've been at each other's throats...real bad. Real bad."
Frozen, Bad Moms, The Good Place, or Zootopia?
This gets them a guaranteed spot in the Good Place!
Kristen Bell's Kids Added The Contents Of Their Piggy Bank To Her $150,000 Coronavirus Relief Donation And People Think It's Adorable
"I couldn't have been prouder to add that extra, and important 7 dollars and 96 cents," Kristen wrote on Instagram.
Jess Mariano or Jack Pearson?
Kristen Bell Said She And Dax Shepard Made A Deal To "Role-Play" Apologising After They Fight In Front Of Their Kids
"Whenever we make up behind closed doors, we role-play the next morning."
Because love is about making it work.
Damn, this show is too good.
I'll be crying for the next thousand Jeremy Bearimys.
"I didn't get an apology, but I got a dog!"
Lindsay Lohan would be Edie, for a start.
Maya Rudolph is literallyyyyy Donatella Versace.
*Knock, knock, knock* Do you want to BUILD A MONSTER?!
"Should I tattoo Baby Yoda on my face or…"
Frozen 2 is actually the first sequel for a Disney princess movie to get a theatrical release.
"Kristoff never 'saved' Anna, he helped her...the only prince ever."
Are you more like Elsa or Anna?
"The Good Place" Just Gave Us An Emotional Episode, And It Focused On Chidi And Eleanor's Love Story
"If soul mates do exist, they're not found. They're made."
"Oh my god, so gross."
"It's very important that you don't tell anyone at school."
Like the time she caught anal worms.
Team Cockroach for life.
"When you are living with gratitude each moment, the dates become irrelevant."
This Pic Of Dax Shepard At The "Frozen 2" Premiere Is So Cute That It'll Warm Up Even The Coldest Hearts
You really love to see it.
Fans Are Calling Out Reese Witherspoon And Kristen Bell For Supporting Ellen DeGeneres In The George W. Bush Mess
"It is a privilege to be able to set aside the real life harm and oppression because it does not affect you, and befriend someone like that."
"I'd like to think I've got a brain beneath the wig and a heart beneath the boobs." -Dolly Parton
Do you think of Zendaya as a TV or movie star?
Don't mess with the Shepard-Bells.
Jill Green, Elle Woods, or Madeline Mackenzie for Reese Witherspoon?
Kristen was left facepalming while Dax "talked Jay-Z's ear off" and recited his own lyrics to his face.
Let's point some fingers!
A long time ago, we used to be friends...
Disney, Comic-Con, FaceApp, and more!
Oh, to be the child of A-listers.
We've lived through so much, omg.
Honestly, that was such a PURE moment.
"That choice was presented to me and I chose her."
"I'm extraordinarily happy that he has stayed sober, because that's what allows me to have him in my life as a husband and as a father."
So many memes!
"If my daughters are horny and they decided they want to have sex, I am very pro sex."
"I was doing something that I didn’t want to do because I loved you."
Everything from the Oscars and X-Men to The Bachelor and "Thank U, Next."
Kristen Bell Was Accused Of "Exploiting" A Child Actor In Her New Commercial And She Had The Best Response
"So your kids deserve privacy, but you don't mind exploiting other people's children for monetary gain?"
They're way more relatable and funny than they have any right to be.
At the heart of both TV shows is the belief that while we might all die alone, the key to getting through life is by being kind to one another. (Spoilers ahead!)
Dax Shepard Revealed The Pretty Harsh Thoughts He Had About Kristen Bell At The Start Of Their Relationship
"I never, ever, ever was like: "Oh, I hope I can keep Kristen."
"It's suddenly very important that I get drunk."
From Captain Marvel to The Lion King, and Us to Pokémon Detective Pikachu, there are a lot of new films to be excited about this year. In chronological order!
Relationship AND red carpet goals.
Don't mess with Dax and Kristen.
"Let D'Arcy Carden host the Oscars."
"Side note, I might legit be into Tahani."
He's Danson, but can he dance??????
Janet's costume was inspired by stewardess's uniforms.
It's Kristen Bell, are you surprised?
"Don't you think that it's weird that the prince kisses Snow White without her permission?"
Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Were Asked To Comment On Their "Kinky Sex Life," And They Hilariously Shut It Down
"I'd love to comment but it's hard with this ball gag in."
"He picked up our puppy's dog poop, put it in his hands, played with it, and applied it in his mouth"
I never knew how much I needed this.
"Weed rules. Once a week, if I am exhausted and we are about to sit down and watch 60 Minutes, why not?"
Have a salad at ~The Good Plates.~
Royal Caribbean cruises and Subway sandwiches play a big part in the latest two Netflix movies. Are they ads?