Humans don't own cats, cats owns them.
"Y'all know damn well that I don't wear these."
Gaze into my crystal ball.
Spare tinsel lying around the house may be all they need, but here's to giving your cat what they deserve this year.
This Christmas is going to be purrfect.
The H and the M should stand for "holidays and merriment," IMHO.
How many cat puns are too many? We're about to find out.
Just a ton of cat-related products you're going to want to pounce on.
"Sorry I'm late, I had to hold my cat like a baby."
They're adorable and wonderful, but they're assholes nonetheless.
Take a paws for your floofy adventure.
"I will have my revenge, human."
Black cat coven, unite!
On a scale of one to meowy crazy.
The furriest quiz you'll take today.
You can hold them... maybe.
Best friends fur-ever.
Just the worst.
Just jammin' in their jammies.
"My god... It's full of stars."
They want your love right meow.
I always feel like somebody’s watching me.
They're not fat, they're fluffy.
BRB, giving my cat an egg to play with.
You know, The Thing.
Cat eyes realize real lies.
How many of these have you done?
Welcome home, human.
The cat does not care that it's 6am. Get up.
They're like itty-bitty personal tigers.
And soon, she'll be up for adoption.
The cat has the deed to your home. And your life.
Pit bulls are often misunderstood, but they really are the cutest!
Talk about a truly curious cat.
Is it a cat or is it an unwanted alarm clock?
If you can't love them, I can't love you.
Manny The Selfie Taking Cat
If the cat falls asleep on your lap, you're not moving until they do.
You see a book; your cat sees food.
"'MY cat is like a dog.' —every cat owner"
Meow we're talking.