They'll leave you feline good.
Gaze into my crystal ball.
This Christmas is going to be purrfect.
This is going to be very difficult.
Because you're worth it.
"I will have my revenge, human."
Black cat coven, unite!
Best friends fur-ever.
Just jammin' in their jammies.
"My god... It's full of stars."
They want your love right meow.
I always feel like somebody’s watching me.
They're not ~always~ the smartest creatures.
They're not fat, they're fluffy.
You know, The Thing.
Cat eyes realize real lies.
They think they're people!
Gotta catch all the kitties!
Behold the greatest beauty this world has to offer.
Sie sind einfach nur sie selbst.
Cats don't obey the laws of physics.
Because what did we do to deserve cats?
Stop. It's fluffy time.
We want cat pins, and we want them meow!
One of these precious fur babies is plotting your demise.
Let's just reflect on some of the lesser discussed good things about cats.
I don't know how they do it, but they do.
Even the smallest purrs give you the biggest smiles.
Because if cats could talk they wouldn't give two fucks about swearing.
They're so fluffy and majestic.
If you can't love them, I can't love you.
Hanging all the meowstletoe.
Overthrowing centuries of injustice one nap at a time.
Hang on tight, shit's about to get adorable.
Because if the "kitty collector" game hasn't taken you over yet, it soon will.
Why are you doing this to me?
Splish-splash this little kitty regretted that bath!
Blep (noun): the tiniest amount of tongue that could be shown.
Let's get down to the nitty gritty.
Give them a break!
Naturally, we do this with pictures of animals.