"Someone has a cavity in the car I'm in. I can smell it."
Kim Kamaal, if I may say so.
I look beyond pretty.
"I know I can do SOMETHING in 5 Minutes, I don't know if I'll look like Kim."
Ridiculed for failing to have the ideal “cute celebrity pregnancy,” Kardashian called attention to the constrictive ways women are now expected to perform pregnancy in public.
Kylie, Khloe, Kendall, Kim, Kourtney, or Kris?
Because honestly, is there anyone else better to stan?
"She copies me, Kim K copies me, all of them copy me."
Regardless of how you feel about the family, this is powerful.
Kim Kardashian's sweet 16 photos round out this week’s #ThrowbackThursday.
Or, 25 reasons to love her.
Never change genius people of Twitter. Never change.
"KIM KARDASHIAN'S SNAPCHAT RIGHT NOW IS MY GENERATION'S MOON LANDING."
No, I don't keep up with them.
Avec elles, pas facile d'être à la page.
Because there's never enough Kim K.
Everything a Kardashian tear touches turns to gold.
Don't be rude.
I'm not a dad, but I might be dad.
HASHTAG NO FILTER, DUH.
Two days, 445 pages, and countless selfies later, I survived Selfish.
That was quick.
Times have changed.
Because blondes have more ?!?!?
*Plays guitar riff from "Bootylicious."*
Looking FURBULOUS, duh.
This year was crazy!!!!
Because sometimes tears are inevitable. And so, so ugly.
Dead. Dying. RIP Aussie Kimye fans.
It's funny because she's sad.
Remember last week when Kim Kardashian said she wanted to start a bible study and everyone went, “Wow, who’d be stupid enough to go to that?” LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn Rimes is that stupid.
Kim Kardashian is ready for change. Like many people after a break-up, she decided a safe rebellion would be to change her signature dark locks.
And the lede is pretty fantastic too. And don't worry about Ms. Kardashian. I'm sure E! is turning her reaction to this into an hour-long special. (via @sllambe)
What perfect storm of consciousness caused Kim Kardashian to marry her beau? To understand a reality TV star, you have to think like a reality TV star.
Michael BublÃ© blasted divorcing reality vixen Kim Kardashian, jokingly calling her a â€œbitch.â€ Forgets jokes are supposed to be funny.