"No hat, no play, no school today." —Old Australian Proverb
Don't even think about the ball pond cleaning rota.
I want to eat what the people eat.
Alex, 5, was sent a bill for not turning up at a classmate's party. But his dad said he wouldn't pay.
The technology is here. We now have the technology to create the cutest children's birthday party ever.
Worst. Entertainment. Ever.