Teachers Are Sharing The Most Embarrassing Reasons They've Had To Call Kids' Parents And Wow, Just Wow
"I had to call a kid's parents after he pulled his pants down and proceeded to poop on the snow-covered playground!"
How many of these attractions have you zip-a-dee-done?
Honestly, we all had it sooo easy!
Let's find out.
The bag cupboard is real!
One? Three? Ten?
Wedding bells are ringing!
"Kids aren't getting worse...but parents definitely are."
Dads will be dads.
"Don't watch porn in public places, no matter how critically acclaimed said porn is."
"It's very important that you don't tell anyone at school."
"I'm ready, I'm ready!" — Me, an adult woman, on my way to see this movie.
Guac is extra!
"I stole some mail which had someone's credit card number on it...and used it to buy a coffin."
But every Disney Parks fan is a kid at heart, no matter their age.
Adele wins birthdays forever.
They make no apologies for their sneakiness.
This is some expert-level momming right here.
“Excuse me, please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every day or does your mom help you?”
I don't know any kids who talk like this!
The next decade has a lot to live up to!
Husbands have allll the life hacks.
The kids are gonna be alright.
"The way the sun can warm you up on a chilly day."
"What to think instead of how to think."
You tried, you really tried.
"I was awakened by a bald man crouching in the corner, mumbling about 'killing them all.'"
"Halloween is the best because it's the one day my kids go around demanding snacks from everyone else."
These guys are so adorable it hurts.
"My toddler won't wear a shoe with a tiny grain of sand in it, but he can walk around all day with a turd in his pants."
It's time you found out.
May I take your coat, sir?
"My teacher thinks the word 'test' is too harsh, so she calls it a 'celebration of knowledge.'"
I have some serious questions for these husbands.
"When my 10-year-old asks for something and I just give a huge sigh, she says, 'Yay!' because she knows she's already won."
I have some questions for these kids.
Babysitters Are Sharing The Secrets They Found Out About The Parents They Work For, And Y'all Are Not Ready
"The 7-year-old said, 'Don't open that drawer! Mommy said it has bags of sugar in it!"
They are going places you've never, ever been.
Bonus: Some of these spots are 100% FREE.
I'm looking at you, nipple hair.
Motherhood is going just about as good as expected.
"My nipples are so angry."
*immediately invests in Cheese Balm™*