You were going to take it to the grave, but why not share it?
It's cool, kids. You're new here.
"I am thankful for all of the dead people because at least they tried."
With age comes wisdom, which explains why children have absolutely none of it.
From the mouths of babes come truths that govern us all.
Don't even try to compete.
It's all fun and games until a child ruins everything.