Kelly's slow response to allegations of domestic violence against former staff secretary Rob Porter prompted the request.
We can't all be Beyoncé.
"Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?"
Time to face the music.
And yes, of course it involves Beyoncé.
Don't go ditching your 401k just yet.
ILLUMINATI IS REAL.
Excuse me, it's Designer Kelly From the Deli now.
You better work, bitches!
And by crashed I mean made it 500X better.
There were 254 guns seized, 19 people indicted.
Fred Humphries, the FBI agent fond of barechestedness who's tangled up in the David Petraeus scandal, has a shirtless pic leaked to the internet.