"Let's go to the vault, Katherine Lee."
The wine-sipping ladies of Today didn't hold back their opinions on the year's best and worst trends.
The fourth hour of Today is really the best.
Well, his eyebrow crack is filled with anti-wrinkle cream by guest hosts, Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb.
If any puppy deserves a home, this one does.
I expect this from Kathie Lee, but Hoda? Do you know that Hoda has a Peabody? And not even for like a show she was just a team member on. She personally won one. Why have you come to this? Why?
It's official: horsemaning has gone Kathie Lee and Hoda viral, which is the viralest of all virals. Once a meme gets the Fourth Hour imprimatur, it is forever enshrined in the meme pantheon.
While wearing a chocolate covered pretzel crown around her neck. Naturally. A Crack Baby is supposedly Kate Middleton's favorite cocktail.
Remember when Kathie Lee Gifford wasn't a boozy, openly-bigoted, undersexed comic genius, and everyone hated her for pretending to be perfect? This "fitness video" is from that era.
What morning shows need to be: Kathie Lee and Hoda take shots of kosher tequila -- complete with lime and salt chaser.
While that shouldn't necessarily come as a surprise, the real "kicker" is that she has had reconstructive surgery on her feet! WHAT??