Snooki And JWoww Claim That Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Is Gay
It's a claim that ex-"Jersey Shore" cast member Angelina has been suggesting since she parted ways with the show and now Snooki and JWoww are telling The Huffington Post that The Situation is, in fact, a closeted homosexual. Suddenly, all of Mike's failed attempts at hooking up with girls at the club make so much sense.
Jersey Shore Trap
An equal and opposite reaction to the Hipster Trap. Spotted outside of a New York City bar, this spring-loaded snare contains Drakkar Noir cologne, bronzer, a schedule for the Long Island Railroad, PATH tickets, hair gel and a gold chain. If she were caught in one, Snooki would gnaw her own leg off.
The Art Of JWoww
Initially a computer programming student, Jenni "JWoww" Farley switched majors to attend the New York Institute of Technology and pursue a love of art. Then Jersey Shore happened. Now her student site from NYIT has come to light, showcasing the paintings, drawings and sketches she made there. If Snooki can write the Great American Novel, maybe JWoww is the future of American art. (Via.)
A Classy New Year’s With JWOWW
Remember when Jenni “JWOWW” Farley was a lady for a quick second? Well she certainly turned up the trash factor for her New Year’s Eve outfit: pasties and a chain (would one even call that a) shirt. However, MTV, being a family network, asked her to tone it down with a sensible blazer.
The Cast of Jersey Shore 10 Years From Now
Sure, they’re making $10k an episode to three-way kiss grenades and verbally abuse Angelina, but that money isn’t going to last forever; Valtex isn’t cheap! At some point, the Jersey Shore kids are going to need to get real jobs. Here’s what we think they’ll be doing ten years from now. [By @AndrewMCass. Photoshop by me].
Shark Swims Onto New Jersey Beach Looking For Snooki
New Jersey’s Seaside Park beach was briefly closed on Sunday when a 5-foot blue shark swam onto the shore after hearing of Snooki's arrest. The shark thought it might be in the Jersey Shore star's best interest to let him represent her in her legal battle.