Don't tell me what you're wearing. I already know.
Nothing wrong with wanting to be classy AND trashy.
Don't be too PICK-LE-Y okay?
"Welcome to In-N-Out...how may I take your order?"
Are you ready to say goodbye to McDonald's?
We recommend taking this while eating a bag of chips...you know, for authenticity.
Snacks and books pair perfectly.
Spice up your life.
Because you're broke and lazy but want to project the opposite.
Don't touch my drinking cheese.
Are you trash, or are you very trash?
We're true mavericks.
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Tag your bes.
Don't worry, calories don't count!
Your indoor plumbing has no idea what's coming.
Cheese and meat and more cheese and meat.
"Who cares about hashtags when there’s hash browns."
You may want a box of tissues with you when you look at this post.
Hungry for knowledge.
"I like my burgers like I like my men, wet and meaty."
How are we not in a permanent carb coma?
We demand pizza rolls.
Don't worry, it's all make-believe food.
Eh, I'll start tomorrow.
Fries or guys? You decide.
No Google search allowed! JK, do whatever you want.
*Googles "how to get a six-pack in a week"*
Sharing is caring...right?
"It’s crazy how two different cultures from two different parts of the world can have so many similarities."
Not everyone can be the dog filter.
You'll want to try every single one of these.
You're not the only one.
Tale as old as thyme.
"So, I'm eating grass?"
Are you McLovin' It or McHatin' It?
You're gonna be so hungry after this
*slowly opens bag in quiet environment*
84 Zuckerwürfel in EINEM Nutella-Glas!
We're quite weird really.
The problem is pizza.
No dinner tastes better than a free dinner.
Everything tastes better deep-fried...or does it?
Beaucoup de chicken, peu de pizza.
Because you can't eat roses.
Add this to your NYC bucket list, ASAP.
Because a couch potato should at least have potato chips.
A feast for the eyes.
Nobody does junk food better than us.