The suspension will last until May 31.
Plus New York's most influential tweeters, José Reyes freestyles on Sportsnet, and Nickelback’s intoxicating elixir.
Where have we seen this before? Oh, wait, every time the Marlins have ever briefly been relevant.
Because you know José Reyes deserves Katy Perry.
Prepare yourself for the 2012 Miami Marlins, the most exciting .500 team in baseball history.