Just an average Wednesday night for the old slugger.
Can somebody please let Jose Canseco know? We're worried about him.
Jose Canseco asks the real questions. Do the math.
Thanks to website twitamore.com, we now know the secret, absurd pinings inside these athletes' hearts.
I used a photo of a sexy model to lure him, and Jose followed me on Twitter and called me on the phone. Turns out he's just kind of a nice guy.
Also, he really doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're." This is a bad look, Jose. Come on now.