Make me LOL.
I guess I'll take "his driving makes your stomach upset" for $3 and "makes fun of you for believing in astrology" for $2...?
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. High.
It's either torment or be tormented.
Crunchy leaves NOOO!!!
*violently rejects a software update*
"How sick would it be if J.K. Rowling's name was Just Kidding?"
"There was no internet during Lincoln's presidency?"
"Interesting statistic: If you all bought 1 Goosebumps book a month, it would be enough books to reach from here to my bank."
I wanna wish you a quirky Christmas.
"Agar tu mere ko bolega, 'bro jaake chill maar', toh main Aadhaar link karwa dega."
Laugh. Cry from laughing. Repeat.
They'll find their own way to thank you.
The holidays are about to get weird.
A hilarious array of boozy, punny, and fandom sweaters you'll be proud to wear because ugly really is just a state of mind.
"Hey I just met you / And this is crazy / But the plums in the icebox / I ate them maybe"
"I sincerely apologize with a heavy heart for the words I said."
*Bookmarks for future ideas*
"They're not even good statues."
Warning: Peak dad ahead.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
The FCC had received complaints after the Late Show host joked that Trump's mouth is only good for "being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster."
We've come a long way. Perhaps too far...
The FCC is reviewing complaints after the Late Show host joked that Trump's mouth is only good for "being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster."
Erin Chack, a writer at BuzzFeed, knows how to welcome a "child" in style.
"I remember old people getting mad at people saying 'omg,'" a teen told BuzzFeed News. "It was the same thing."
On this day, trust no man and trust no brand. (This post will be updated throughout the day.)
"I would not destroy the One Ring but Elijah Wood."
"There are two kinds of people: people who use bookmarks, and monsters."
Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide, a spoof book of 266 blank pages, is currently the top selling book on Amazon.
You're unappreciated in your own time.
*Sad song comes on. Plays on repeat.*
"BuzzFeed in 2 years: 10 Hilarious Tweets That'll Make You Forget You're In An Internment Camp."
"If mom is mad at one of us, she's gonna find a reason to be mad at all of us."
Let me tell you.
"This image is cursed and I will never know peace again," someone said.
Not all spammers.
"I LOVE watching old white men snicker at the concerns of the people of the country they claim to represent."
Nah, mom you don't have to make food for me, I've got this. I've got my Easy Bake oven.
They've already started the shaadi pressure smdh.
And calling out their moms. "My mom does shit like this."
Mariah voice: "All I want for Christmas is (to prank) you."
More like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit.