You never know what opportunities will come with a flawless face!
The future is now!
Have you accidentally sent an office-wide email?
Some of these jobs have existed for hundreds of years – and none of them have ever been done by a woman.
Actor or CEO?
Your destiny awaits.
Basic compatibility might be boring, but don't overestimate its importance.
Lying about whether you've box-dyed your hair recently.
Little details can reveal a lot.
Sometimes you got to go out in style!
WE. DON'T. CONTROL. THE. PRICES.
Nearly 25% of millennials expect to have eight or more jobs in their working life (!!!). Dive into Bank of America's Better Money Habits® Millennial Report for a look into how millennials are navigating their careers and finances.
Because sometimes it gets to be way too much.
Are you ready kids?!
"Welcome to McDonalds, I'm Brad Pitt, how may I help you?"
"Our father, who art in heaven, American Airlines, how may I help you?"
Bring on the sun.
Go after your dreams!
Let's get to work.
I know you want to know.
Très grande année.
"I'll have a cheeseburger without the cheese!" "So, a hamburger?" "NO"
There is only so many times you can hear a customer say, "If it doesn't scan, it must be free."
Ever dressed a mannequin?
Guys, we get it, you're sick, but please stop pooping in corridors.
Can you hold?
"Lonely, I'm so lonely, I have nobody to call my own."
Three words. Hard-working, alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
"Where my coffee machine at?"
We could all use a little extra Christmas cash.
Getting on your feet after prison is an uphill battle. Meet the formerly incarcerated women who are helping one another to get ahead.
It's never too late!
For the HUNDREDTH TIME, we don't just pop pimples and rub lotion on people.
Job growth returns, but wage growth is still slow and disappointing.
"It's bleak how job hunting is a job in itself and the only reward is an actual job."
The idea of universal basic income is popular in Silicon Valley because it’s seen as a potential solution to job losses in the age of automation.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
You might just find a new gig here.
Will you please wash your GOD DAMN feet before coming to see us.
Me: "Hi, how are you today?" Customer: "JUST LOOKING."
Boomer: "I'm *NEVER* going to retire!" Millennial: "I'm never going to retire."
"Are you sober enough to tell me if you can work Monday morning?"
Because everyone likes food, right?
Don't you just love college?
Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
"It's not my problem that you spent $50 at McDonald's and overdrafted your account."
Coshocton, struggling with addiction and job loss, is showing signs of hope.
Come with us on a journey down the dark river of time, and reemerge with a new appreciation for 2017.