Alle deine Freunde werden dich markieren, wetten?
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have, etc. etc.
Three words. Hard-working, alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
"What do you like about working here?"
"Mitten im Gespräch habe ich angefangen, zu heulen."
*prints out résumé*
Interviewer: "Where is your resume?" Me: [pulls out folder] "Here's the positive feedback I've gotten on eBay..."
Little to no job experience? While these may be real skills, none of them will help you get a job. Not at all.
Job interview? More like interrogation.
"What kind of vegetable do you aspire to be?"
"No, sir, I don't have a favorite font."
"What's your biggest weakness?" I'm...lactose intolerant?
There's a ton of advice out there about what to say in a job interview in order to dazzle the person on the other side of the desk. But it can be just as important to know what NOT to say.
So getting a job is really hard now.
By some miracle of the universe, you finally got a job interview!!! ZOMG. Now comes the hard part.
Everyone wants to be flawless at a job interview. But sometimes the best thing to do is act natural and be yourself.
But, she was once told, men do.
Hard worker, Am I. The job market has been tough for a lot of people so to help as many people get employed as possible, here's a list of things you cannot do.