Everyone needs to get on his level.
"Oy, with the poodles already!" Adulting is hard.
"Do you have at least 3 years of 3 years experience?"
Get a degree, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Step one: Download these templates. Step two: Go get that job!
Job interview? More like interrogation.
"I'm writing to express interest in your unpaid internship."
The only real difference is that getting a significant other usually doesn’t require an application.
That cover letter is so fetch!
May the force of a good employer recommendation be with you, young Padawan. Life after college is hard.
Take note, people in hiring positions.