"They gave me a choice: Die, or become a sparrow."
You get a kar, and you get a kar!
"He's a stranger... we're just gonna let him sleep in our house?"
"God help you."
Cause who doesn't love Jennifer Lawrence?
"Me not dating someone is not a lack of anything in any way. I feel completely fulfilled."
Like Leonardo DiCaprio and Julia Roberts before her, all J. Law needs to cement her otherworldly stardom is a starring role in a mediocre film.
She is very much looking forward to a future ruled by these babies.
From start to finish.
We can't all be The Girl on Fire.
They're both best friend material.
The actress took a break from filming X-Men: Apocalypse to visit the hospital.
Girl's on FIRE.
"They were saying, 'All of the main movie stars aren't very underweight.' I said, 'Yeah, because once you get to a certain place, people will hire you.'"
Is there any food here?
She's a true hair goddess.
Are you more Katniss Everdeen or Mystique?
Spoiler: they're the most badass that is physically possible for any human being.
This was the best Saturday Night Live monologue in quite some time.
There are much more important things to remember here.
Happy 24th birthday, JFlawless!
JLaw forever. And ever.
FOLLOW THE JLAW OF THE LAND.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Although Her Majesty The Queen of Derp has skyrocketed into a successful career of fame and fortune, our Lord and Savior JLaw leads a life similar to that of us mere peasants.
Thin crust or deep dish?
All of them ADORABLE.
"Be chill and don’t be a downer, act like a dude but look like a supermodel."
Because this is the internet. All art by Custom Cartoon Bakery.
Holy doppelgänger! Jon Stewart was right.
"If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on."
Forget Lawrencing - it's all about the JLaw photobomb.
Adorable and awkward is the name of the game and Rosie's got it down.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
In 2008, the then 18-year-old actress appeared in the magazine’s Young Hollywood issue -- as one of “the stars of tomorrow.”
Because "I beat Meryl" was so Golden Globes.