How To Become A Jets Cheerleader
Yesterday was the final round of the auditions to become a member of the New York Jets Flight Crew (read: cheerleading squad). So, while it's too late to make the cut this year, here's how to land a spot on the squad next year, so you can cheer for Tim Tebow in a proper uniform.
President Obama Vs. Eric Cantor
Here's the widely reported rhetorical smackdown that President Obama delivered to House Majority Leader Eric Cantor during yesterday's debt ceiling negotiations, conveniently presented in words and pictures. All of Obama's remarks are quotes provided by multiple sources who attended the meeting, including Cantor himself. All of Cantor's remarks are admittedly simplified paraphrases based on the same sources.
United States Strikes Libya
The United States, in concert with European air strikes, launched missiles into Libya today in an effort to enforce the United Nations no-fly zone and protect civilians from the regime of Muammar Gadaffi. Here is President Obama's statement on the strikes, codenamed Operation Odyssey Dawn.
Mike Bloomberg In A Steelers Jersey
After losing a gentleman's wager with Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl, thanks to the Jets falling to the Steelers in the AFC Championship game, here's New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg assembling care packages for our troops while wearing a Steelers jersey. The Littlest Billionaire looks positively constipated about boxing Entourage DVDs.
The Rex & Michelle Ryan Foot Fetish Omnibus
To get your day started on the right foot (barf), here's a collection of the foot fetish photos and videos purportedly starring Michelle Ryan, wife of Jets coach Rex Ryan. The NSFW stuff, which goes beyond quaint shoe worship and into pure porn, can be found at Media Takeout.