The good book is a good look.
Everything is bigger in the US.
♫♫ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♫♫
You could never make plans for Saturday night because you had to wake up early for church on Sunday.
Or H-E-double hockey sticks.
"Baby Jesus is a chicken wing. Tender and mild."
Y'all need Jesus.
The holidays are about to get weird.
"Nothing but respect for my lord and savoury."
"I've tried to take each Messiah's claims as seriously as possible and tried to see what the world looks like from that perspective."
"Sorry, I would heal you, but leprosy is a pre-existing condition."
This is art.
The Tiffany Trump page that posted it is almost certainly not real.
Jesus saves; we lol.
Person: "God dang it." God: "IT HAS BEEN DANGED."
Good god, y'all.
Also we shave Niki's head.
Everybody's favourite yogi is in legal trouble.
"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?"
The products in question have since been removed from the site.
Not all sins see the light of the day.
You're going to have to say a lot of Hail Marys after reading this one.
“We decided to keep it quiet because it was better that way.”
Thank God for these tweets.
"Sounds like an orgy!"
Not today Satan!
They Discuss Abortion, Gay Rights, Women's Rights, and More.
What's the best food tradition during Mardi Gras? Eating King Cake!
Police were warned that a North Dakota man planned to take the Obama family dog. He was arrested in Washington D.C. on weapons charges Wednesday.
"How are you gonna find baby Hitler?"
Un beso princes@s.
“You can’t do that, my pastor follows me on Facebook!”
Because of course they are.
"Sit, stand, kneel, sit, stand, kneel."
"Remember teens: even Jesus once logged off for 3 days."
#TheToneCommandments is a thing and everyone is jumping on board.
"If you're happy and you know it that's a sin."
Welcome to Hell.
'The guilt is real….'
"You're so fun!"
"I secretly pray in the shower, because I don't want anyone knowing that I believe in God." And more confessions from Whisper.
"Love is the most important thing."
What would Jesus do?
"May the force be with you...and also with you."
Because Jesus is everywhere.
Faith. Hope. Tattoos.
The momentary ramblings of a man who fears death.