“Do I just suck it?”
Because alcohol is fun, and sharing is not.
These are so fun for a holiday party or New Year's Eve. Equally fun as dinner in front of the TV on the night you finally refuse to go to any holiday parties.
Memorial Day is a time to remember our veterans...by getting totally smashed. Sure we could just drink beer and cook-out, but real alcoholics know that vice is more acceptable when it's fancy.