Some pretty ~gourd~ ideas.
It's as easy as one, boo, three!
They're just innocent lil gourds, leave them alone. (NSFW, unfortunately.)
No, they're not called Jack O'Lanterns.
Think of the children! [NSFW-ish]
Surprise! There's more to this holiday than wearing a slutty costume.
It's Autumn! Time to stick your baby in a pumpkin! But the question is, are any of them named Jack?
It's like comparing apples to pumpkins.
Our First Couple is adorable. Taken last week in Virginia. God, I love Halloween.