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JWOWW Lists The Presidents She'd Like To Bang

In yesterday's entry on her blog, Jenni writes, "It's President's Day, so let's be patriotic. Here are eight Presidents I'd like to f*ck." Because if the "Jersey Shore" has taught me anything, it's how to respectfully pay tribute to America...

Snooki And JWoww Claim That Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Is Gay

It's a claim that ex-"Jersey Shore" cast member Angelina has been suggesting since she parted ways with the show and now Snooki and JWoww are telling The Huffington Post that The Situation is, in fact, a closeted homosexual. Suddenly, all of Mike's failed attempts at hooking up with girls at the club make so much sense.


Jersey Shore Trap

An equal and opposite reaction to the Hipster Trap. Spotted outside of a New York City bar, this spring-loaded snare contains Drakkar Noir cologne, bronzer, a schedule for the Long Island Railroad, PATH tickets, hair gel and a gold chain. If she were caught in one, Snooki would gnaw her own leg off.

Snooki In Wonderland

A new book by Phil Edwards and John Tenniel that totally improves upon Lewis Carroll's classic by inserting the cast from Jersey Shore. Through the Snooking Glass.


Michael Cera's Jersey Shore Makeover

DJ Pauly D of Jersey Shore fame posted this photo after hanging out with Michael Cera in the Lower East Side today.

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