Never change, 4chan. Never change.
I know you want to pick up that polar bear cub and snuggle it. Don't.
As you do. When you’re a rugged, meaty piece of stubbled, fictionally misogynistic handsome like Jon Hamm, you’re faced with a daily struggle to avoid getting laid.
Erik Bauersfeld, 90 years old, performed the voices of Admiral Ackbar and Bib Fortuna in "Return of the Jedi." Turns out he's still never seen the original "Star Wars".
Admiral Ackbar, ladies and gentlemen.
He's going to penetrate it. PENatrate it. PenaTRATE it.
"I looked at the trap, Ray."
"Admiral Ackbar" is a trending topic on Google search right now, which means that it's going to be a good day.
I don't get it. Why is Admiral Ackbar holding a pair of Chinese handcuffs? I hope he doesn't get his fingers stuck in them, 'cuz then he'd be all, "Darn! I've got my fingers stuck in this pair of Chinese handcuffs!"
Just the other day, I was thinking to myself, "How on earth could I possibly want a frappachino even more?" Well, no longer.