Ain't no shame in the loving-yourself game!
He seems very wise.
One way or another, Violet will stop them.
From cashews to cactus, this tenacious little thief wants it all.
In a match of who's the cutest, THEY BOTH WIN.
Too bad it's not a whippet, because that joke writes itself. Here's an Italian greyhound in bondage gear from the Vice Magazine Doggie Fashion Show. Now I wanna be your dog, indeed.