People Waited In Long Lines To Try Amazon Go, A Store Built On The Idea Of Not Having To Wait In Line
*Biggie Smalls voice* What's irony?
"The tanning salon will be closed in observance of the eclipse."
Eric Trump Attempted To Clap Back At Critics Of His Dad's "Pocahontas" Comment But It Didn't Make Sense
You'll get them next time, Eric!
Des astuces dont personne ne vous parle.
"I joked with the [AAA] guy and told him not to worry because I was a AAA member so I could call AAA for him."
"Texting while driving kills. For more driving tips, text 'SAFETY' to 79191."
The rant came three days after Demi announced she was quitting social media.
At least 100 times more ironic than black flies in chardonnay.
"You can enjoy it in real life, rather than through your camera."
"Irony makes you think."
If you paid for dark humour, this would be a bang for your buck.
I thought I was in love until he used the wrong form of "your."
You can't make this stuff up.
Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife is just the way life goes. The things on this list, however, are ironic.
"It's like rain on your wedding day…a day and place you chose because it's known not to rain."
It's like winning a million dollars on your millionth lottery ticket. 8 photos.
It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is some fucking heroin.
It's like no fireworks on your wedding night. 10 photos.
It's like infinite glasses of Chardonnay in a black hole.
It's like good advice as your ashes are being scattered.
It's like 10,000 flies when all you want is a mosquito bite...
Some of you Alannis Morrisettes out there seem to think I don't know what irony is. Well, you oughta know different.
Or at least mildly poetic contradiction — kinda like "happy" Memorial Day.
Black flies in your Chardonnay, rain on your wedding day, a traffic jam when you're already late, and 28 other things that define irony.
Sure it's an alligator but don't look a gift visual pun in the mouth. Or some other horribly mangled metaphor.
As a promo for the Japanese release of Banksy's "Exit Through the Gift Shop," a white promo van has been happily cruising the streets of Tokyo. That is, it was cruising the streets of Tokyo until it got a "Shibuya makeover" while the driver was at lunch. (via boingboing.net)