“We and our vendors have a lot of work to do ending old habits and being better in all we do,” the company told BuzzFeed News in response to the ironic shipping package for the book.
"If you ever feel ignored, just remember that Mary Kate and Ashley have another sister named Elizabeth."
People Waited In Long Lines To Try Amazon Go, A Store Built On The Idea Of Not Having To Wait In Line
*Biggie Smalls voice* What's irony?
"The tanning salon will be closed in observance of the eclipse."
Eric Trump Attempted To Clap Back At Critics Of His Dad's "Pocahontas" Comment But It Didn't Make Sense
You'll get them next time, Eric!
Des astuces dont personne ne vous parle.
Comme par hasard.
"I joked with the [AAA] guy and told him not to worry because I was a AAA member so I could call AAA for him."
Arrêtez d'être dégueu.
"Texting while driving kills. For more driving tips, text 'SAFETY' to 79191."
The rant came three days after Demi announced she was quitting social media.
At least 100 times more ironic than black flies in chardonnay.
"You can enjoy it in real life, rather than through your camera."
Seriously, just stop.
Don't cha think?
"Irony makes you think."
The ironing is delicious.
If you paid for dark humour, this would be a bang for your buck.
I thought I was in love until he used the wrong form of "your."
Insert Alanis Morissette joke here.
Here are a few things for your follow-up single, Alanis.
"What do you mean you've seen every Wes Anderson movie?"
You can't make this stuff up.
WHAT MONSTER WOULD DO THIS?
Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife is just the way life goes. The things on this list, however, are ironic.
What incredible irony!
Contains no Alanis.
It's like your Real Doll telling you she has a headache.
"It's like rain on your wedding day…a day and place you chose because it's known not to rain."
It's like winning a million dollars on your millionth lottery ticket. 8 photos.
It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is some fucking heroin.
It's like no fireworks on your wedding night. 10 photos.
It's like infinite glasses of Chardonnay in a black hole.
It's like being baptized with a flamethrower.
It's like good advice as your ashes are being scattered.
It's like 10,000 flies when all you want is a mosquito bite...
It's like a "no smoking" sign on your cigarette break in Hell.
It's like winning the lottery the day after the world explodes.
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a spoon.
Some of you Alannis Morrisettes out there seem to think I don't know what irony is. Well, you oughta know different.
It's like a piece of shit in your Chardonnay.
Or at least, definite inaptness.
Or at least...mild incongruity.
Or at least mildly poetic contradiction — kinda like "happy" Memorial Day.
Black flies in your Chardonnay, rain on your wedding day, a traffic jam when you're already late, and 28 other things that define irony.
This batch is the best/worst yet.
Sure it's an alligator but don't look a gift visual pun in the mouth. Or some other horribly mangled metaphor.
Wizard, my ass.
The best upgrade is to install MacOS on a PC.
So much for nuns and Mexican ladies having all the fun! One jewelry designer is making the Catholic prayer beads available to all the nice Jewish girls and boys.