"The tanning salon will be closed in observance of the eclipse."
They'll find their own way to thank you.
"Texting while driving kills. For more driving tips, text 'SAFETY' to 79191."
At least 100 times more ironic than black flies in chardonnay.
Isn't it iron— f#$king annoying?! UPDATE: It's just been made available again... for now.
It's a BuzzFeed quiz that's actually correct.
We have come full circle.
You oughta know.
Hipster status can also be determined by how hard you rolled your eyes at this quiz.
Don't cha think?
"Irony makes you think."
But irregardless, we'll play it by year.
IRONY: a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects.
IRONY: a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects
Insert Alanis Morissette joke here.
Oh, I get it.
Here are a few things for your follow-up single, Alanis.
Bonus points if he really shaved his balls...
Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife is just the way life goes. The things on this list, however, are ironic.
Sometimes things aren’t as you would think they should be.
What incredible irony!
Contains no Alanis.
"It's like rain on your wedding day…a day and place you chose because it's known not to rain."
Black flies in your Chardonnay, rain on your wedding day, a traffic jam when you're already late, and 28 other things that define irony.
No better way to appeal to people who hate petitions than to get them to sign a petition to petition them. Sorry is that confusing? Just watch!
So young, yet so annoying.
Product recalls are never fun, but they are sometimes hilarious.
I'd love to hear the debate over this parking ticket. But seriously, what a literal-minded jerk.
There are a bevy of mustache-themed design objects proliferating craft fairs and boutiques, as well as ironic t-shirts offering mustache rides, and mustache theme parties.