*starts wearing more and going out less*
You gon' learn today.
After being roofied twice, I realized I didn't always know who was watching me. And how dangerous that is.
Having one too many and seriously regretting it in the morning is essentially an epidemic at this point in the inanimate object community.
This woman was arrested outside of a Lady Gaga concert in Tulsa, Oklahoma for public intoxication. That's face paint. She wasn't born this way. Nyuck.