Gird your loins, this one's going to hurt. H/T /r/askreddit.
"Allow me to present, Man Not Caring."
Even Shakespeare couldn't have come up with "lavvy-heided wankstain".
"Go, period. Fuck, period. Yourself, exclamation point!"
Thank you for being a...friend?
No one does trash talk better than the French.
TBH, he probably hates us all.
Brutal takedowns, clean language.
Ruin someone's life, but, like, make it PG.
Did you wake up more "GATA METICHE", or perhaps a bit more "MENTIROSA CHARLATANA"?
Donald Trump? Total Arschgeige.
Because trash talk sounds better in Spanish. (Note: you're more likely to hear these in Spain than in Latin America).
Sometimes you just have to shut your insecurity up.
Some of the cleverest – and most devastating – insults ever spoken.
Are you an omnishambles, or are you as useless as a marzipan dildo?
You're fabulous, but the rest of the world is a boring snot bag that can piss off.
The Republican presidential candidates are fighting for the "foundation" of the nation.
German's a great language to curse in
Dear friend, you deserve a kick in the nuts, love from me.
Reddit user CookieBaba recently asked, "What is your best insult without cussing?" Here are the cutting responses.
Please enjoy this powerful and important tool for democratic engagement. NSFW language.
I know you are but what am I?
You f*cking donkey.
It's time to find out your swear for life.
Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned.
"What a good thing this isn't music."
The Outlander star puts his knowledge of antiquated insults to the test. Can you guess what a "flotch" is?
If you disagree you're a dum dum.
You won't believe the potty mouth Mozart had.
Help us compile the internet's most comprehensive resource for telling British people that they're cockwombles.
Don't even think about calling someone a git, guttersnipe, or ignoramus.
Nut taps = love.
Get ready to look back and cringe.
Let’s just hope he doesn't read his replies. NSFW language ahead.
Norman Mailer could throw some serious shade.
Click the squares to craft your very own volley of Elizabethan smack talk. Then bellow the results at the very next person you see.
Close encounters of the BURN kind. Call an ambulance.
Let's hope he never checks his replies. NSFW language ahead.
How should you be swearing at people?
The famous quotes they didn't teach you in high school.
You're going to want to apply a cold press to that immediately.
This crash-course in trash-talk will win you schoolyard brawls in multiple countries. Insults and translations courtesy of MyInsults. NSFW Language.
OUCH. Culled from the delightful Rotten Reviews books.
Looks like you might need this.
Because the best way to show someone you care is by viciously insulting them. NSFW language, obviously.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT THEIR MAMAS.
From 'barmy' to 'wazzock', this is the (occasionally disputed) history of Britain's best naughty words.