Finally, A New Device That Prevents Bladder Leakage
A company called InControl has made a medical breakthrough with a wacky invention designed to stop incontinence by strengthening the pelvic muscles. As someone who usually has to pee every ten minutes, I'm in no position to mock the phallic shape of this Nerf dildo.
The Greatest Hits From Michele Bachmann's Marriage Vow
Excerpts from the document signed by Michele Bachmann that's drawing allegations of racism, sexism, homophobia, anti-Islamic sentiment and general cuckoo bananas whackadoodie. It's a pledge from a conservative advocacy group out of Iowa called The Family Leader--affiliated with Focus on the Family--asking Republican presidential candidates to denounce single parents, women in combat and anything with even the faintest whiff of gay. Oh, and it seems to be wistful for the days of slavery. If none of that frightens you, it also essentially calls for a ban of all pornography. Michele Bachmann was the first of the GOP field to apply her Hancock. Here are some select passages from The Marriage Vow, along with photos of its earliest and most enthusiastic signatory.