How mean can you be to a wooden stool?
A comprehensive list.
Please save these poor people.
You seem like a "burnt ham radio".
It's as hard as it seems because you literally can't see their face.
Literally everything hates Mondays.
You are not alone.
I'd go check on your kitchen mop if I were you.
We know your secret, Rupert. High starch content.
Foolish. Deeply foolish. Inspired by this thread.
Let's all take a moment to become aware of the very real threat all around us.
According to the Pareidoilia Subreddit.
The daily grind has got to go. Spring is no time to be in a cubicle!
But look, they're inanimate objects, so there's no accounting for taste. Besides, their excuses are all lame.
This is what the VMAs might have been like if they'd been hosted by inanimate objects.
Like that snitch intern who sits too close to your desk, the Twittering office chair detects your farts - and tweets about them!
What is the cutest thing you can find that is not an animal or a person?
Here's looking at you...breakfast!