While this guy's explanation of why he shouldn't have been arrested makes absolutely no sense (0:17 mark), his rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" is actually pretty great.
This is Eric Calderone. From what I see, he is a metal god. If you get the chance, check out some of his other videos.
Alyssa can take any word and pronounce it backwards in 3 seconds. It's weird and neat at the same time.
This guy is the Bob Ross of finger painting.
Oh, and she has such a pretty smile. Meanwhile, your eyebrows are only capable of doing the "Elaine" of eyebrow dances.