"The future is bright."
Strap in kids, hold on tight.
Nope nope nope.
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
I love a good controversy.
*winks at Beyoncé*
Come, friends. Pull up a chair and watch this car crash of a handshake.
The Denver airport is kind of a weird place.
Adam Ward was put to death by lethal injection Tuesday for a 2005 murder. His lawyers had said he should be deemed constitutionally ineligible for the death penalty because of severe mental illness.
ILS SONT PARTOUT.
TV cameras don't lie.
The infamous Spider-Man porn is making a meme-worthy comeback and we're totally here for it. (NSFW-ish)
I could buy the same thing in India for Rs. 100!
Are you living that "Good Life"?
By selling us her entire wardrobe.
I triangle you so hard.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY ME LIKE THAT HOV.
There is a common thread in these Marvel thangs we've gotta talk about.
The truth is out there.
There's evidence that suggests Garfield died more than 30 years ago. Is creator Jim Davis hiding something?
Could there be any other explanation for his new facial hair?
Who REALLY run the world?
Down the rabbit hole we go...
Bedtime rhymes for baby conspiracists, from A to Z.
Which side are you on?
We're through the looking glass here, people.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.
It's hard being a Reptilian overlord but at least we have each other!
WAKE UP, BRITISH SHEEPLE.
WAKE UP YA FLAMIN' SHEEPLE!!!!
And you thought you knew the truth. This time Al goes after Lorde's "Royals."
Oh no, got photographed with my slit eyes showing again, FML.
According to Ab-Soul.
He's just waiting for that third Tommy John surgery.
IT IS EVERYWHERE! Via the @illuminati_stop Twitter account.
"What should I bring to the Illuminati book club?"
You probably see a dollar bill every day, but have you ever really looked at one?
There's a whole world of internet research you could be doing!
This is the New World Order.
I don't know who or what to believe.
Step one: Fully accept your power as a superhuman diva and give yourself to the earth.
Because you can't usher in a new world order if you're not well-dressed now, can you?
The trailer actually uses the phrase, "in a world..."
The conspiracy theories have begun.
Wake up, America!
Can you tell the difference between Dan Brown and an illuminati-obsessed fan-fic writer?