Dumbest Protest Of The Year
An Australian protester named Trenton Oldfield swam into (and essentially ruined) the annual Oxford-Cambridge boat race yesterday to protest "elitism." He has a website and everything, and it is full of SAT words. The British government has not weighed in yet on whether it will ban elitism as a result of this action.
TSA Says Complaining About TSA Means You're a Terrorist
Bringing us one step closer to "Minority Report", the TSA's "behavior detection officers" are now on the lookout for "anyone who displays arrogance or expresses contempt for the screening process." By this logic, pretty much everyone's a terrorist.