You've got this all wrong, you guys!!
As an Indian abroad, English was always at war with Hindi and Malayalam to be the language I could claim as authentically mine.
These cats may look like cats and sound like cats, but actually they are not cats. You are mistaken.
There comes a time in everyone's life when they have to stop and ask themselves: where did it all go wrong??
It's a confusing time in the world. Is that an excuse for tacos made with lettuce? It is not.