I don't recommend velociraptors as pets: they're notoriously hard to handle also they're stupid poopy heads. Ha, zing! Seriously, they suck.
With a big assist from our Viral Dashboard (you have one too! use it!), here's a case study of one of our most popular posts in the past month: Hipster Dinosaurs, by dino-hating BuzzFeeder IHateDinosaurs.
Before there was Jersey Shore, there was the JerseySaur. Both Suck.