What did you say?!
I am passing out...from laughter!
While most hit the ground running, some just hit the ground.
Hear him out while he pitches to you what he's looking for in a woman.
Because every now and then people need to look at gorgeous pictures with horrible things written over them. Or not. No one's making you click through to see these.
Hey kids, don't get between Mom and her food! This applies to pigs as well.
Sometimes it's the simple things in life that bring us joy. And sometimes people are terrible.