"I’m not saying you’re good or generous or kind or whatever. I’m just saying you’re memorable."
The Vaporub and your travel pillbox are your best friends.
"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."
Just because it's in your head doesn't mean it feels less real.
What's that tickle in your throat?
"I have successfully self-diagnosed myself and have come to the conclusion that I'm perfectly fine."
Inquiring minds need to know.
Have you met my doctor? Web M.D.
Curse you, WebMD.
Must. Not. Google. Symptoms.
BRB, WebMD says I need brain surgery.