I'm never drinking again. Oh, look! Alcohol!
We've all sat on the couch, binge-watching Netflix while trying not to puke.
"Thank you, alcohol."
If you've reached the life stage where even a couple of drinks knock you out the next day, it's time to start planning your hangovers.
"WHO PUKED IN THE LITTER BOX?!"
Your smell... it's unmistakable.
Nothing like waking up dying of thirst, but not being able to get out of bed.
We're very experienced drunk people.
Seriously, we can tell.
Give me water, bagels, and silence.
How will you ring in 2017?
That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas.
Nothing is worse than that moment when you wake up dying of thirst and you realize you forgot to leave a bottle of water by your bed.
Let's see if Drunk You made good decisions or not.
Why do you do this to yourself?
Hungover you is a different person.
"I love listening to One Direction when I'm hungover. It is literally the best music for your hangover." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Tbh it's not that hard to tell.
"My brother once paid me to change the channel of the TV. He was holding the remote."
How does "I'm never drinking again" turn into "one more can't hurt" so quickly?
Just looking at these will get you tipsy.
Damn. That's a lot of boots.
Pizza or spring rolls? All data from GrubHub.
You just need some softness in your life.
AKA "weekend plans."
Snoopy on the weekday, Sloppy on the weeknight.
"The best kind of alcohol is a lot."
Dammit, this is why I said I would never drink again.
"Just one more shot..." + red eye cheap flight = death.
It's not a proper hangover unless there's a healthy dose of shame and regret in there.
"That's not a real thing, is it? Sounds like a made up thing."
Excuse me while I crawl under my desk and die.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila...oh god why did I do it.
"If we're still single when we're both 39, can we have babies together?"
And no, it's surprisingly not just plain water.
"Yes, I would like to purchase all of your fried chicken please."
Turns out the drunk brain is a bitch.
All aboard the banter bus.
People take to Whisper to confess their hangover secrets.
A whole new world of pain.
I'm not hungover, you are.
No one deserves this.
Bitch, I'm so hungover.
Warning: You may get a headache from just looking at these people.
Just fire me already, I want to go home and die.
On a scale of 1 to "I'm never drinking again."
"I can feel my liver crying."
Sadly, it's not bacon with a side of bacon. :(