Reporting To You X


She basically has a doctorate in funny.

My lower back is killing me.

Happy Halloween to us all!

"If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die."

Me van a despedir.

Siempre de servicio, querida.


My father will be hearing about this.

From a dark alley: "Psst, man. Wanna score some REALLY dumb jokes?"

"[First date] Are you mad at me?"

It's a whole new world...

Follando en castellano: oh sí, sigue qué gusto. Follando en catalán: ah ah ah, tu sempre guanyes Doraemon.

Si no soy Martin Luther King, ¿por qué tengo este sueño?


Urkomische Genies.

"Ich werde auf alles kacken, was du liebst."


A student is acting up, and now you have to write a note.

Imagine if our savior’s name were "Jomar Christ."

They don't just...appear on the ground or something?!

Te lo advertimos.


You may be surprised.

~In memoriam.~

Let them talk FOR ONCE!!!!

Füße hoch! 😂

"Viggo Mortensen's appeal as Aragorn is 90% the way he opens doors."

"Sillón de color tierra, madera y una quemadura de tabaco".


Als ob wir das nicht schon wüssten.


They're hot, incredibly talented, and waiting for you on Tinder. ;)

How do you Instagram such attractive breakfasts?

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. High.


Welcome, procrastinators. This is where you belong.

"Chicas, IKEA ha sacado una silla nueva, comodísima y versátil: Mikära".


It's time to find out if you're just a very bad baby.

Too real.

The best four years of your life?

Kurz, süß und manchmal auch ziemlich wild.

Kind: "Können wir eine Katze haben?" - "Ich bin allergisch." – Kind: "Du kannst ja draußen schlafen."



"Stepping out, his bag grazed the fabric, which was against his nipples, which were very nipple-y."

Sé que es una idea loquísima, pero confía en mí, son graciosas.

Pranks for the memories!


"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."

We're having a pet-za party.

Behind every good library is an even better librarian.

"Oh, good, you just got home from the hospital. We'll come on by!"

"How sick would it be if J.K. Rowling's name was Just Kidding?"


Perdona, ¿es esa tu madre o ES MI MADRE?


Joder, joder, joder.


For one thing, sexts are way, WAY different.

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