It's never dull in Hull.
"What if Hull was really Hollywood and the people of Hull were film stars?"
The 49-year-old legend then proceeded to pick up her own knife and scare him away from her shop.
A land where there's a Greggs on every corner.
Yorkshire's not a country? Wrong. It's God's own country.
An incredibly rough guide to God's Own Country.
Literary fail of the day.
Safety first: Stock up on tea.
Mike Whitehead, a Conservative councillor in Hull and formerly the Tory candidate for Hull West and Hessle, has defected to UKIP.
Can't say we didn't warn you.
Hull city council has taken down its "Beggars can be choosers" posters after being criticised by homeless charities.
While you were watching TV and eating cheese, some people were out there making strange news happen.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Manchester? Newcastle? Carlisle?
Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!
Paul Heaton isn't happy with the Prime Minister. It's not Happy Hour again.
The city beat out Dundee, Leicester and Swansea Bay for the prestigious title. Hull yes!
When it comes to sense of humour, the north wins every time.
White roses > Red roses.