No, we aren't talking about Pat from Smart House.
No chocolate frogs here, unfortunately.
Victorian, cottage, or igloo?
Must be nice.
Get ready to see your name in lights [insert jazz hands]
Are you Victorian? Maybe contemporary??
Let's go house hunting.
How do they compare?
Bookmark this for when you win the lotto.
How does your taste compare to everyone else's?
Put on your judging hat.
You know you love house hunting, xoxo, Gossip Girl
Family over everything.
I'm stress-vomiting just thinking about them.
"Hmm, I smell vanilla...with hints of sandalwood...GRYFFINDOR!!"
What a time to be alive!
Can you afford your own design?
Tries not to covet thy neighbor's house, fails.
Do you really know how much it costs to live in the land of the free?
Are you a UK property expert?
Ready to renovate?
Welcome home, weirdo.
We finally know the truth.
There are definitely ghosts in most of these, just FYI.
I'd rather be a dog, tbh.
Would you prefer a cute cottage or a luxury London apartment?
Become the sorting hat.
A two-bedroom townhouse, or an eleven-bedroom mansion? The choice is yours.
Gather around and weep, millennials.
“The more heated things become, the more ridiculous the rhetoric gets.”
Tired of humanity? Move to a Scottish lighthouse and hang out with dolphins instead.
Spoiler: They WILL pick the ugliest house.
"You can house a whole baseball team and the managing staff here!?"
Everything. In. Its. Place.
Are you going to marry your childhood sweetheart? Or move abroad for work?
We've warned you.
BRB moving to Berlin.
“Everything is just gonna keep falling over"
Forever spending your life looking at dream houses.
You can live in a shipping container or a literal church. The choice is yours.
Let's all move to Iceland.
One millennial tries to understand whether he (or anyone he knows) will ever be able to purchase a house in the city.
“Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.” – Salvador Dali
No, these prices aren't a typo, plus they're all move-in ready. Stop crying, Londoners.
It's like the Sorting Hat, but in reverse.
It's got it all.
Sure, houses are for life, but we've all had Slytherin days.
They can't all be in Gryffindor.
It's harder than you'd think.
Make yourself at home. If you can afford it.