What with the P45 prank and May's awful cough, a lot of people didn't even notice the plans at the centre of the Tory leader's attempts to get the party back on track.
Would you rather own a luxury island mansion with a helipad in Scotland, or a poky shithole in Chelsea?
Extend your lease by a few decades.
No, these prices aren't a typo, plus they're all move-in ready. Stop crying, Londoners.
Can you make Chip and Joanna proud of you?
Which one-bedroom flat is least likely to bankrupt you?
It seems that the key is to live anywhere other than Sydney.
It's harder than you'd think.
The law of unintended consequences.
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Hey, a one-bed on Coldharbour Lane is just as nice as a villa next to the Dordogne.
Enter your postcode to find out.
Even if you're willing to live on a goddamn houseboat.
A lifetime of wrangling with the landlord awaits...
Decades of below-par building statistics mean we could soon be paying even more for homes.
It's cheap up north. Relatively speaking.
You now need £253,000 to buy the average UK home. That's like paying £52 for a chicken.
Housing bubble? What housing bubble?
Just cover their sign with your own, and tell them how you really feel.
We know that houses are expensive in the UK, but you can get some bargains too.
Kirstie and Phil are on a mission to make you feel incredibly depressed.
Further proof of Britain's dysfunctional housing market.
Let's all move to Bolton.
Or why you will never be able to buy a house.
How expensive is your tube station?
There appears to be no bottom.