Bookmark this for when you win the lotto.
"IT'S JUST A DOORKNOB! YOU CAN EASILY FIX THAT!!!" —You screaming at your TV
"[walks into tiny house] wow this is tiny"
Is it anything like House Hunters?
So you're looking for an American-style house with a big backyard in Central London?!
Moms are so great.
House Hunters and its many spinoffs are a pop culture phenomenon, but the iconic narrator has always been heard and not seen — until now.
I'm a freelance hamster trainer, and I have a budget of $950K.
HOUSE NO. 2 HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED, DEBRA!
It might be haunted.
Spoiler: They WILL pick the ugliest house.
Will you flip or flop on this quiz?
"Watching House Hunters and once again wondering if it should be renamed Can We Save This Marriage?"
O is for "open concept," obviously.
Will you love this quiz or list it?
"If you ever say the words 'man cave' I'm leaving you."
Painting a house really isn't that hard.
There is so much I want to understand.
"The realtor is gonna kill this couple and...she is not wrong."
Good luck escaping without a full set of stainless steel appliances.
Zack & Justin help a newly single man renovate his drab house into a dream home.
"I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations."
Using supplies you already have in your kitchen!
Ready to find the home of your dreams?
Go on, try us.
Because, sometimes, it's easier to worry about a stranger's real estate investment than face your own life.
Which is actually the better show: MasterChef or MasterChef Junior?
"We entertain a lot" actually means "we have three friends who come over once a year."
"YOU CAN CHANGE THE WALLPAPER, PEOPLE. WHY CAN’T YOU SEE THE POTENTIAL OF THIS HOME?"
Holy shit, they accepted our offer. I'm going to throw up.
It's time to look past all of the granite countertops and hardwood floors to decide which show is truly the cream of the house hunting crop.
Can you quiet down? House Hunters is on.
"They're gonna list it."
Three houses, but only one will become a home.
No matter what, you're going to have a great house at the end of it.
"I don't understand why I can't find a seven-bed, 11-bath home for under $200,000."
Not including the obvious fact that it's the best channel on television.
So you think you know your House Hunters? Well, settle into your man-cave, put your feet down on those hardwood floors, and prove it once and for all.
Stainless steel is REALLY IMPORTANT you guys.
"If they ask for an open-concept man cave with a walk-in granite-lined closet, I swear..."
If that is even possible.
Whether you're looking for an excuse to stay in on New Year's Eve, or something to distract you from your New Year's Day hangover, here are 15 TV marathons to indulge in over the holiday.
Let's be real: It's 30% about the houses, 70% about all those insane couples.
S. Crow... Who dat?
It's not just a show, it's a way of life.
Your love/hate relationship with HGTV, in GIF form.