Meet the other half of the World Beauty Cup (Sunday, 2:30 EST). I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, but I think you should still root for Spain.
On the one hand, you have to feel bad for Germany's Bastian Schweinsteiger, who's just trying to do his postgame and get the fuck out of town.
Turns out that the World Cup finalists are also the two prettiest teams (as determined by this survey from a dating site for Beautiful People only. They would know.)
So pretty it hurts to look. Here is some related reading about the French team. And here are some more hot soccer players. Allez les bleus!
At the link, you will find many pictures of a poncy Portuguese football star and his washboard abs.
Yikes. At least they have accents? (Part 4 in a continuing series. USA vs. England, 2:30 EST! Get involved.)
Spain might DID!!!! win the World Cup, but it definitely wins the Hottest Team Award. It's out of control. Note: hot guys presented in no particular order. It's too hard to choose.
Brazil is supposed to win the World Cup, so you should probably familiarize yourself. Warning: there is a lot of unfortunate facial hair going on in Brazil. (Part 2 in a continuing series. Also: learn about soccer and stuff here.)
The official US World Cup roster was just announced! Here are the hottest players, so you know which jersey to order/body paint to apply etc.