Sochi's full of cuties, but which one is right for you?
Johnny Spillane just won the first-ever US medal in the Nordic Combined. I don't really know what the Nordic Combined is, but I do know that Johnny Spillane has the combination TO MY HEART.
There are four women from 2010 Team USA in this year's SI Swimsuit Issue. Let's get acquainted!
Listen, I know gymnastics isn't a Winter sport, but this picture still seemed both relevant and "whoa."
Yes, the UK pants-ripping team made it. Interesting fact: the Germans usually dominate women's bobsleigh, but not one of them made this list. We are blind to athleticism here at BuzzFeed.
In our continued effort to prepare readers for the Olympic Hottie Parade, here is a list of male skiers to watch for. You might also learn something about competitive skiing, if you know as little as I did.
Chad is a (manly) 32-year-old speedskater from Texas.
Please meet 23-year-old Dutch speed-skater and Ambassador of Bread Sven Kramer.